Monday, February 22, 2010

THE BACHELOR



Jake Pavelka!

After Harris (some chick from an earlier season) rejected Pavelka, scores of other American women sent in love notes to ABC saying that they wanted to divorce their husbands and would give away their children and/or toy dogs just for a chance to dress up in a discounted pageant gown and drink champagne with him. Pavelka is classically cute, he’s got a symmetrical face with dimples, blue eyes, blond hair, and a buff bod. Thankfully for ABC he also has the ability to rattle off romance cliches at a breathtaking pace without once cracking a smile. A gem from a previous episode: “Love’s more powerful than flying.”
I don't care for Jake. He is a ridiculous person, and way too sensitive for a guy who is willing to find "love" on national television. He should probably have known that he would be meeting crazy slut's like Vienna, Ali and Michelle. (and more).
Tonight was the "Women Tell ALL" and here are some observations/things I learned:
1. Ashley H. PURPOSEFULLY fell down. What an idiot.




2. Rozlyn looks like Hilary Duff.



3. Vienna needs to get some different eyeshadow. Gray smeared all around her eyes is disgusting.
4. Love will not be found on television.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

"Racy" Scotty Lago Pics

So, the snowboarder Scotty Lago from the USA left Vancouver after some inappropriate photos of Scotty, wearing a Team USA T-shirt, and his medal surfaced.

"There are better ways to celebrate than just drinking and having idiotic pictures along with women, but Scotty needs to learn some manners. The Olympian Scotty was participating in the Olympics in Vancouver. After winning his Bronze medal he started to party in his own style. The player got some photographs along with a woman who bit her medal and in another picture she was kissing his medal when it was placed on his pants close to his penis"



I feel like these photos are ridiculous and nothing scandalous is actually going on. How do you feel? Is is worse because he is representing the USA? What about all those slutty celebs from the USA?