Saturday, May 1, 2010
Ridiculous Rap Lyrics
I secretly (or not so secretly) want to be a rapper. I already have 2 potential names: K-Phizz or K-Frenzy. Rappers can say completely ridiculous things and get away with it. MOST ridiculous in my opinion?
1. "Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock" -Young Money/Lil' Wayne, Bedrock
2. "How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine?" -Kanye West, Swagga Like Us
3. "Call me George Foreman cuz I'm selling everybody grillz" -Nelly, Grillz
4. "Baby, you're looking fine, I'll have you open all night like an Ihop" -Timbaland/JT, Carry Out
5. "My name ain't Bic, but I keep that flame" -Lil' Wayne, A Milli
6. "Take it off, let it flop, shake it freely" -Bubba Sparxxx, Ms. New Booty
7. "I'm Santa Claus, didn't you hear? Tell Johnny Saint Dick what you want this year" -Ying Yang Twins, Drop
8. "Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em. I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some" -E-40, Tell Me When To Go
9. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham" -Grillz, Nelly
10. "She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money. Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya money" -Kanye West, Gold Digger.